The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What's the worst thing about going up the stairs behind someone? The ascent. (Ass-scent)Thanks to my daughter for that one.
Knock knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting here all day to get some candy.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
[In a courtroom] Judge: Did you feel guilty at the time? Accused: No I didn’t, your honour. Guilty: Yes he did, your honour. That’s why I pressed charges against him.