The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A detective story 11:45 - arrived at crime scene11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain11:45 - Realised watch was broken
I found out my wife was having an affair with the butcher. I walked into his shop and said to him, "Who told you you could sleep with my wife?" He said, "Everybody."Rodney Dangerfield
Have you guys heard of the huge fire at the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
What runs around a baseball field but never moves? A fence.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?