The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Three men were on a boat. All together, they had four cigarettes; However, no one brought any matches. They threw one cigarette overboard, which caused the whole boat to become a cigarette lighter.
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
A policeman knocked on my door. "I need a word with you right now.""OK," I replied, thinking to myself. Then I added: "Got one...'sa*u*sage'."
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.