The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday. I couldn't see any.
A musician walks in to a music store. "I'm looking for an instrument that goes *ding*." he says."*Ding*?" asks the confused shopkeeper.The musician replies "You'll do fine."
The phone rings at Crayola Headquarters {green-green-green}"Yellow?""May I speak to Mr. Brown?""Please white while I transfer you."{pink}
Why did the crab get fired? Because he was not moving the company forward.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.