The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
The Russian Cossacks were legendary swordsmen. A man once insulted a cossack.Enraged, the cossack drew his sword.There was a flash of silver.Realising that he was still alive, the man laughed."Ha you missed!"The cossack gave an evil smile. "Wait until you try nodding."
A vampire comes home, covered in blood "Hey, awesome, where've you been?""Well, do you see the tree outside the castle?""Yeah?""Well, I didn't"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the forgetful idiot's house.*Knock knockWho is there?The forgetful idiot. Sorry i forgot where my house is, can you help me?-credit to my 10 year old niece
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''