The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I used to play air drums for Rush in my car until I lost a stick out the window. Now I can only play for Def Leopard.
Because of all the studying, I spend an unhealthy amount of time sitting. I think I am understanding.
A guy storms into a bank, pulls out his gun, points it at a teller and hollers, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Trembling, the teller stammers, “D...d...don’t y...y...you m...m...mean h...h...history?” The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!”
Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that... Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.