The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋

What did settlers eat when they headed west? Oregon Trail Mix. I hope this joke doesn't die of dysentery.

A guy walks into a convenience store and asks "Can I have a can 'o dew?" Store clerk tells him, "No can dew"

One of Santa's helpers and a football player on the defense together went on a rampage. It was elf and safety gone mad.

How do you steal a coat? You jacket.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'

What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.

Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.

What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.

My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.

Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. ................One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfort... read more