The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan? Play their music on shuffle
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
Which month do wives complain the least? February because it has fewer days.
Due to a severe increase in Teachers having affairs with their Students, Homeschooling has been banned by the Governor of Alabama.
Owls: I do not know What, Where, When, or Why I only know who
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.