The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
This ones for the kids: What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud!
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why? He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.