The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Man it was really raining cats and dogs today. Sure hope I don’t step in a poodle.
What does the pope put on his pancakes? Papal syrup.
My wife just looked at me and pointed to a pea on her plate, she said I found it on the table behind my plate She said it was an esca-pea
A ghost walks into a bar at 4 am. The bartender says: “sorry, we don’t serve spirits after 3.”