The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What was the most ground-breaking invention? A shovel.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.