The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
A man was riding on the bus and reading and article about life and death statistics. Fascinated he turns to the fellow sitting next to him and says "did you know that everytime I breathe somebody's dies?" The fellow turns to him and says "have you tried mouthwash?"
Stupid kid joke: Why was the sand at the beach wet? Because the sea wee'd.
The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology class. She said, "Moths always fly with their legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?"The quick witted retort came flying back "Well miss have you seen the size of moth balls?"
What big, brown, hairy, and has a white liquid inside? Coconuts
Today at the park / Saw a six foot tall pigeon Now that's a high coo!
I just found out that my great grandfather was on the Titanic. And as far as I know, he still is !!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.