The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
The Calendar Had to Visit the Doctor. It had a terrible year-ache.
I was feeling very rundown and tired when suddenly a muscular little person grabbed both of my legs and lifted me into the air with ease. I instantly felt refreshed! I guess I just needed a little pick-me-up.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.