The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I have the worst neighbor in the World. He keeps on banging on the wall at 3:00 A.M. It's really disrupting my drumming practice.
Why do people hate their periods? It really cramps their style
Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system? I googled it and found the reason...It's rated only '1 star' out there.