The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear