The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?" The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"
How do you remember which direction the sun rises in? Eventually, it'll dawn on you.
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
For the Marvel fans Dr Strange: Knock knockDormammu: Who’s there?Dr Strange: Door momDormammu: Door mom who?Dr Strange: Dormammu I have come to bargain
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
What do Santa's elves listen to ask they work? Wrap music!
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.