The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a poop? A turdle
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.
Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? A: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get? The No-bell prize.
My son put his shoes on the wrong feet. I don't even know where he got someone else's feet.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'