The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
What's the difference between an Indian and African elephant? For starters, one of them is an elephant.
Why are old printers so musical? Because they are prone to jamming.
When lawyers go fishing, why do they throw back the sharks? Professional curteousy.
What’s a duck’s favorite drug? Quack
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!