The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
My friend Stewie used to start a lot of fights That's why everyone called himBeef Stew
I just read that deaf people also talk in their sleep, only in sign language. Well, at least they don't get bitten by mosquitoes.
My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset. Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
These are the hardest to pull off. You have to wait until the setup comes to you before you can strike.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.