The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
The Future, past and present were having an argument it was tense
There was once a soap opera called "Touched By An Angle" but most episodes just went off on tangents
What's the Difference between Pink and Purple? Your Grip. 🙂
Where do you put Giraffes that don't feel good? Giraffe-Sick Park
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.