The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? You'd think it would be 'r' but it be the 'c'