The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I asked the butcher if he had any tripe. He gave me a box set of ‘Love Island’.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle? Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red. What’s the loudest sound in the jungle? Giraffes eating cherries! (Apologies if you’ve heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I’ll get better material)
Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Come right in, Mr. Trump.
Monsters are campaigning for a national holiday. They want to call it Fangs-giving.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!