The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
A guy turns up to a fancy dress party with nothing on but carrying a woman on his back, When the host opens the door he asks “this is supposed to be a fancy dress party, what have you come as!?”The guy replies “I’m a tortoise, this is Michelle”