The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Women can receive up to $8,000 for donating their eggs. Can you imagine if men were compensated the same amount for their donation? I’d have a sock at home worth $72,000
An accountant is walking down the street when he comes across a bum. “Spare some loose change?” asks the bum. “And why should I do that?” asks the accountant. Because I’m broke. Haven’t got a penny to my name and nothing to eat,” says the bum. “I see,” says the accountant. “And how does this compare to the same quarter last year?”
What are the 2 most Illegal drugs in Duckville Weed and Quack
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Can February March? No, but April May!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.