The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Hagrid: You're a unit of power, Harry Harry: I'm a watt?
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
What do ghosts use to do their makeup? Vanishing cream.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
A crab walks into a bar... The Barman says "I can't serve you mate, you're already walking sideways".
What's the difference between a woman and a tiger entering a commercial center? The woman is shopping in the mall and the tiger is mauling in the shops.