The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup
What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? "Put it on my bill!"
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.