The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I maintain my stomach tone by doing as many crunches as I can, every day. (Usually either Nestle or Captain)
How can we beat an AI invasion we wear stoplights
“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled... “You herd me.”
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I’m hosting a charity event for men unable to ejaculate. If you can’t come let me know.
Today I’m working with my father in law He’s getting pretty good at it, I can just tell he’s gonna be a lawyer in no time.
Friendly Letters When I saw the letter h-i while reading the alphabet, I thought I finally had made a friend........ but the I saw the next two letters...
Monica: "Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts and a wing." Chandler: "How do you find clothes that fit?
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?