The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…