The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What do houses wear? An address.
When I was visiting Ireland, I saw a man in a prison jumper running through the street with a police officer chasing him. The officer caught up to him and grabbed him by the wrist, but then the man’s hand fell off and he got away. I saw a real Irish leper con.
Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.
Sean Connery was arranging the books in his personal library when the wooden plank gave away and all the books fell on him.. His maid rushed to the scene and asked " are you alright, sir ?" Sean : "it'sh ok..I only have my shelf to blame ."
My wife and I had a huge argument today. By the time we were finished, she was on her knees begging... for me to come out from under the bed and act like an adult.
A man walks up to a pregnant woman at a bus stop “When is it due” he asks.“Two weeks” she replies.“I guess I’ll just walk then” he responds.
The doctor said I have dyslexia which is a Brain condition Which makes no sense since my name is not Brian
A pirate walks in with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper... His matey asks, "Aarrr, why is there a steering wheel coming out of your pants?"The pirate respond, "Aarrr, it's me wife, she drives me nuts."
What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter? A weeping Willow.