The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog
What did grandma say to the old fountain? You aged well!
Why did the Spanish Inquisition yank out people's molars? Because they wanted the tooth, the whole truth, so help them God.
What is it called when Santa runs down someone with his sleigh? A Ho-Ho-Homicide.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.
Never kiss anyone on January 1st because it's only the first date.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!