The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
My son was upset that I gave all his toys to the orphanage. I just didn't want him to get bored over there.
The Cart Titan walks into a bar The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
What do you call a triangle that got OWNED? A rectangle.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.Credit. The Joke Cafe
An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says, “Listen pal, my ice are up here.”
What do you call a dad who has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle
A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman? Kick him in the snow balls.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!