The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem? "Let's try a different angle."
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'