The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.