The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A woman has a car crash and afterwards is screaming "Where's my baby?" A policeman says to her, "Your baby's over there". "And over there. And up there. And back there."
A genie asked, "What's your first wish?" Steve answered, "I wish I was rich." And the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich."
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.