The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
HIGH TEMPERATURES After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.Turns out she felt the same way.So I turned on the air conditioning.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One says to the other, "Blubblublubblubblub."
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.