The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up.
A man asks the waiter : "Do you serve crabs here?" "Take a seat. We serve everybody."
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
Can February March? No, but April May!'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
We now have a goat in our bedroom. 'But what about the smell?''I think the animal will get used to it.'(Hope that works in English too.)
My boss calls me "The computer" Not because of my calculation skills but because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.