The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor? It was about a weak back.
What do houses wear? An address.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.