The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet.
Which country in the world has most Parks? Korea
What do you call 26 letters chipping in to make a big gamble? An alpha bet.
I locked myself out of the house earlier so I shouted through the letterbox to my cat to let me in.He said: “Me? How?”
Why did the envelope take so long to get ready? It had to get addressed.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Can February March? No, but April May!