The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Does Freddie know how to play guitar? No, but Brian may
How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo-hooing.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.