The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you know you can't breath when you smile? Just kidding. Just wanted to make you guys smile 🙂
What did Gold say to the periodic table? Hey you!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. Houses can't jump.
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days? They aren't weak-days.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and
What do you call the horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.