The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
What did the Russian man say when he lost internet connection? "internyet!"
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath!
Come in number 9, your time is up. Boss, we've only got 8 boats. Number 6, are you in trouble?
A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest The man enters the bank.Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgageEmployee: I don’t really care.
A student is late for a zoom class... "What took you so long?" the teacher asks."Technical difficulties" the student answers."I've heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn't work?""My clock"
Q: What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper? A: Any breed of dog. Skyscrapers can't jump.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.