The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Two professional limbo players walk into a bar. You really would’ve thought they’d have ducked.