The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'