The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do houses wear? An address.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
I went into a cafe today to get some hot cocoa and sit down. The lady at the table next to me was on her computer and clearly becoming irate. She starts getting all huffy, throwing expletives here and there under her breath. Seconds later, she goes full crazy... "You can't tell me what to do you stupid piece of trash!?!" I happened to glance over at her screen and see this, she was in command prompt...C:\Users\Karen>taskmgr.exe
California scientists are studying the impact of cannabis seeds from the farms will have on the local seabird population Apparently they are being thorough and are leaving no tern unstoned
Can February March? No, but April May.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.