The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.