The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I’d like to return this. It’s unused. Clerk: Sir, this is your diploma. Me: Cash is fine.
I was the number one tire salesman over 12 out of 15 quarters They were mostly Good years
How do you spell "candy" with just two letters? C and Y.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.