The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.
I was feeling very rundown and tired when suddenly a muscular little person grabbed both of my legs and lifted me into the air with ease. I instantly felt refreshed! I guess I just needed a little pick-me-up.