The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋

There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom The giraffe says "pass the soap, please"And the elephant says "no soap, radio!"

A doctor from the morgue calls the local dealership: "How many motorcycles did you sell today?" "Four." "Oh, looks like one is still riding"

Canadians and British are very upset about yesterday's events. They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.

Don’t you hate it when you can’t sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago? I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night

A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.

Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel? ' The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head! '

“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'

Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.

What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?