The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, "wanna hear a joke?" The second dog says "sure!" The first dog says "knock knock." The second says... WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
How do drummers ask if they can take a break? It’s quite simple“Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?”
We also have a great collection of Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.