The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Who Did Fonzie call when his motorcycle broke down? Triple Ayyy!
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
I formed a rock group called the elastics, things aren't going so well so far though, We have one song and it's band.
There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors. Oh and weird concurrency bugs.Oh and weird concurrency bugs.